November 2011
You're Something
jayarrarr:
Darling, I don’t need you To complete, to create To fulfill, to relate To relax, to refine To sublimate, to define Me.
But I miss Your ability to do so.
(sometimes I’m lazy, I like to lean on you.)
Don’t mind if I do.
You guys.
I wanna meet Ellen DeGeneres.
and Michael Jackson.
We’ll see which one of those occurs first.
Loneliness does not come from having no people about one, but from being unable...
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Hippopotomonstrosesquipedaliophobia: the fear of...
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Doctor: “Sir, I’m afraid you suffer of hippopotomonst—“
Patient:
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Facebook bitches are getting tumblr ..
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I'm sorry that I'm boring to talk to sometimes.
Your 20’s are to make mistakes, Your 30’s are to learn your lessons, your 40’s...
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When filling out your Christmas cards this year,...
hennnypotter:
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delbertshoopman:
Holiday Mail for Heroes
PO Box 5456
Capitol Heights, MD 20791-5456
Pass this on and please send out a card- it takes $2 & 5minutes of your precious free time… Together we can raise the spirits of our wounded soldiers this holiday season!
Not sure what my cards will look like this year, but a stranger is going to get one of them for sure.
I’m just gonna get on Tumblr for a mi….late for class?! WHA?!
>.<